The Abingdon School Mock Election took place today on the same day as the General Election. Turnout was high, at sixty-four percent, following vigorous campaigning by the parties involved. The Monster Raving Loony Party ran a highly successful campaign, involving free jelly babies and selling socks in batches of three at the school shop. However, the vote did not go their way across the board. Each House was treated as a separate constituency and the results are as follows:
| Boyd's | Monster Raving Loony Party |
| Christodoulou's | United Kingdom Independence Party |
| Crescent | Monster Raving Loony Party |
| Franklin's | Conservative Party |
| Lower School | Monster Raving Loony Party |
| O'Doherty's | Conservative Party |
| Phelps' | Monster Raving Loony Party |
| School | Monster Raving Loony Party |
| Southwell-Sander's | Monster Raving Loony Party |
| Webb's | Monster Raving Loony Party |
| Staff | Conservative Party |
Stephen Poland, leader of the Monster Raving Loony Party, will therefore be invited to form the next Government.
